Catfish 2024 4F

  Children If you also hate children. You have to see my text! We can work with each other and catch every child we see. My name is Florian Vloorens, I’m jealous of the children who is doing great. The things that I didn’t get, they also may not get. So I will catch the rich children, then I will sell them to a poor family. If no one want them, I will sell their organs. But I cannot do it myself. I need someone that can help me. He must be high and strong, it’s better if he also hate or is jealous of the children. My plan is catching kids, when they go to school alone. I drive a car and you sit in the back seat. You must catch the child, if I open the door and let you go out. Then you bring the child back in the car and we drive away. If my plan is going as I think. We will not get caught by the police and we can deal the money that we got from selling the child.

  Let’s rob a bank and drink wine Hello I’m Tokyo and I love money and jewelry. I’m going to rob a bank I France for a diamond necklace but I need a partner. I’m 65 years old, 1m65 and female. I love drinking wine, gin, rum, cocktails and vodka but that’s pretty expensive. I am single, I have 3 tattoos and I don’t like violence (only in the movies). I’m old but I like working out. I have 3 cat’s at home but currently I’m staying in a hotel in Paris. I love adventure and my partner should be someone I have fun with. If you want to be my partner then you should be smart, funny but sometimes serious. Age doesn’t matter but I’m looking for someone around my height. I don’t like selfish people. So if you’re not boring and want to make some money, come to Paris. I will be waiting. PS: if you hate cats, stay home

  Join me! And become powerful and rich!   My name is Irob Yu and I am in search of a partner in crime, but I have some criteria. You must live around or in New York, if you don’t you can come live in my Chinese secret layer. You have to be good persuading, punching / breaking stuff or hacking. If you posses one off these talents I’ll let you in on my plan: We first start our own mafia in Chinatown (because I’m Chinese) and then we build our way to the top by robbing banks doing a bit of fraud (always fun) and prankcalling the president of the U.S. If you are interested in this offer call 911.055.23.59 or mail me via Isteal.stuff@notakiller.com .

  Help me and become a millionaire! No doubt you’ve thought about what you’d do if you ever won the lottery. Well this is your chance! I’m going to rob all paper stores of their lottery cards so we can win! But I need help. If you’re a strong guy or woman who is looking for a new job, here I am. If you can punch someone in the face or is patient enough to wait in the car, you’re the one I want! Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me. You can find me every Friday at 5 o’clock in the local supermarket. I’m a short guy with brown hair and thick round glasses. Join me in this adventure, and together we’ll make oud dreams come true. So if you’re interested, you now know where to find me! Greetings Red Danny

  Minor Tomfoolery I’m going to hack into the world trade centre and change the amount to 5. 5 what you might be asking? Don’t worry about it. For that I need a guy that’s smart. Someone that’s good at planning. A guy with who’s filthy rich to buy an excellent lawyer. He also need to be athletic so he doesn’t get caught by the police. After we change the amount to 5, we shut it down and delete it. My name is Mohamed. I’m a 35 year old male that’s muscular. I’m already charged with several felonies, such as kicking a baby 10 feet off the ground. And I’ve committed all the war crimes on the Geneva convention. I’m wanted in 71 states in the USA. The plan is, first we break in, then we download the codes for accesses to the software. Then we can remote control it. And the final step is to shut it down.  

  Are you ready to steal money from people who don’t have time to use it for themself? My name is Anitah Drak. Even though I look like a small and innocent woman, I have a dark side to me as well. I really need money because I’m a big “shopaholic”, but I just can’t afford it. That’s why I’m going to rob old people.   At first, I thought it was going to be easy because old people are dumb. But it turned out that stealing is harder than I thought. I think they won't trust me because I have a big scar on my forehead. This is why I need you. My plan is for you to distract the old people by just talking to them. In order to do this, you do have to look nice, or you will bump into the same problem I had. Then while you distract them, I will take their money, and everyone will be happy.   The best thing is that you don’t have to feel bad because they will die soon anyways. That's why it’s best that we use the money that they don’t have time spending for themselves.

  Madagascar go boom Hello, I am Rico from Madagascar. I am weird, stupid and I love explosives. I am tall, built like a pinguin and of course handsome. I am looking for a partner to do some illegal activities with. I want to blow up Fort Knox and steal all of the gold. If you help me, I will give   30%   the loot. But first we would have to do some preparations. We would have steal a big bomb like a nuclear bomb. I am looking for specific things in my partner in crime. I am searching for someone who is as intelligent as a genius. I prefer a tall person but if you are short it doesn’t matter too much(but no midgets!). So the plan is: We blow up Fort Knox and steal all the gold. Unless you have a better plan but I doubt that. Anyone that is a fellow pinguin or from Madagascar is my friend. If you are interested in this heist or other heists to come, please contact me.

  Looking for the best partner in crime.     Hey there   I'm Emily Danes, 27 years old. I am a genius, and I'm looking for someone very strong and smart, to help me with my genius plan. I need a partner in crime to help me rob a bank. Are you strong and not afraid to knock someone down? Maybe you're the one where I am looking for? First I want to take the car to the bank, then I will go inside with a cigarette and act like I'm very dizzy. I drop the cigarette in the garbage with paper. After that the bank will be on fire. You come inside and you go to the safe. While I hack the computer system and turn of the security cameras can you get into the safe. You take as much money and gold as you can, and then we will escape.

  Scamming in paradise Morocco     I’m Abdelalii Sunil, I love money, really love it, but don’t know how to earn it. That was until recently, I scammed someone by accident and earned €500! How I did it? Let me tell you, I needed some money because I’m unemployed. I texted my brother asking him for it, later I saw that it was sent to the wrong number. Before I could correct my mistake I had €500 in my bank account. And It felt amazing, I had never felt so fulfilled. Since then I stared scamming more and more, building out a scamming empire.      My life is great, I now live in a large villa with a swimming pool and an excellent view of the Moroccan countryside. Now that I live this fancy life it has been getting more difficult to earn enough money to maintain my new lifestyle. So, I’m looking for someone to help me out so I can expand my empire and retire in a couple of years.      I need someone who is a good English speaker, funn...

  Fire to the children hospital! Hello I’m Kawalski Penguino and I hate children. I hate them so much that I want to set the children hospital on fire but I need help. I need someone who can pretend to work in the hospital and turn of the sprinkler system so the fire can spread easier and I’ll do the rest. You have to be agile, know how to lie and you need to be a bit technical to turn of the sprinklers. Your gender or race does not mater but just do not look like a hobo otherwise the plan will not work. I hope you are the right person for the job and that you can help me succeed in my life long dream of killing those dumb and ignorant kids. If   you do not hate children like I do, you should not contact me. If you want to know why I hate those God damn kids so much you can ask me.

  The government, legal thieves   For years us working folks have worked our asses off, just for that hard earned money to be taken away by those who are meant to protect us, well I say no more! My name is David Beckerson II and I want you to help me finally put an end to this tyranny, so join me and let’s show those arrogant bastards that we will not stand for this any longer!   Like I said before, my name is David Beckerson II. I am an old white male who has had enough of these foul beasts. I have a very distinguished moustache, one you will recognize from miles away. I always wear a top hat to cover my old and silvered hair, or what is left of it. If I had to describe myself, I would say a greedy cat and dog loving old man.   Now, let’s get to business! I am plotting a devious scheme where I shall evade any form of payment to the ‘oh so great government’ and show them the people are not bound by any laws. We are free, free to do anything we want. For m...

  I always wanted to be rich, doesn’t everyone? But with jobs like ours, we will never make that dream come true. So I came up with an idea that could change everything: Let’s form an alliance. I am looking for a partner in crime to scam with. The money we will make could be huge. We split it 50/50. Happy ending for us. First, let me introduce myself. My name is Naryan Bakshir. I am a short, wide Indian male. I have experience with scamming old ladies. But I am aiming for something much bigger . S omething that will let us both quit our jobs. That's why I need you. If you're interested in getting rich without getting caught, send me an email. My address is naryan113@gmail.com . If you are the person im looking for, you must be fluent in English, just like me, and have experience in this kind of crime. Together we will be working in the shadows. Get ready to shower in money!  

  Listen everybody! I want to commit a crime, you too?! Well, I need someone intelligent that could make up a very good functioning plan. You might be asking yourself, "what crime do I want to commit?” Here’s my answer, I want to rob a huge amount of cash. Which bank? A bank in Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. And why there? I don’t know, I just like the Netherlands because there is so much biking infrastructure for people to use. Anyways, I’ll describe myself. I am Octavius the Fourth, I’m very muscular and huge. I am taller than the average man in Holland. I’m from Chad, a country in the middle of Africa. That does mean that I didn’t have the best education ever, I’m not very wise. I, myself am very impatient so I’ll need someone patient that doesn't draw attention because you will have to wait and talk for a long time on your bike. Did I mention that we are going by BIKE?! Now you know. By the way there will be no celebration because I have no emotions. Thats all you ...

  Do you want to nail your exams, steal the answers!   Hi, my name is Aelin Wilson, I am a small Mexican women with super long black hair that reaches my but. I have a big beautiful tattoo on my back. I am very impatient, but I do laugh a lot. I am a very big animal lover, and I love cats the most. I am going to steal the answers from the exams, because I really don’t want to study. If you also don’t want to study help me steal the answers. There are a few things that you need to know. You need to be very strong to be able to get through them. You have   to be small so people wont see us. And lastly you really can’t be nervous because that could ruin everything. If you think this is the crime for you, come and help me.

 Help a girl get revenge! Do you have a fiery spirit and a passion for crime? Help me get revenge while also getting a quick 150 dollars! I am Caithlyn Balton, I’m 30 years old and have my very own maple syrup business in Maine. A year ago my business partner stole my idea of putting weed in maple syrup to start his own business and I want to get revenge. I need someone who can get into their building unnoticed to burn it to the ground. They need to blend in, be able to get out quickly and be committed. If you thing you could be the partner in crime I am looking for, let me know.

 Come kill someone with me! Hello, I’m Marc Smith and I’m 64 years old. I’m looking for a partner to commit a murder with. I’m looking for someone who isn’t quickly scared, because it’s going to be a bloody job. I need a woman to come help me, because no one expects a woman to be involved in a murder. She has to be smart, because I don’t have a plan. So she can make one. I will kill the person, but she has to clean it up. I’m not lazy, I just don’t like making myself tired. Our victim would be mister Huttener or mister Anthonis. Or both. I want to have some fun, so I hope someone is in for a murder. It’s going to be a 2 day-job. The first day we will meet each other and make a plan. Maybe we will make some calls to make sure we won’t get caught. The murder is going to take place on the second day. After that, we will never speak or see each other again. Text me if you are interested!

  Revenge Hey, I am Felix James. If you are interested to know my external characteristics, I have blue eyes and curly hair. I am freckles by the way. I am 6,1 foot tall. Internally I am kind. I give respect to everyone but I am not that patient. I want to commit murder in a big banks to get a lot of cash because I have been   suffering for a long time. I am looking for someone who has robbery skills. I want someone who can drive a car, and also some one who is a hacker, that can turn of cameras. I want someone who is mentally strong, and never gives up. Also I will consider you as my friend. I hope we will have a good time together.