Catfish 2024 4F

  Hey there future partner in crime! I’m Jameson Greenfield and I’m 24 years old. I’m quite tall, I have brown hair and I usually wear a suit. A bad but at the same time a good thing about me is that I always want to win. I’m a brilliant guy and I’m very trustworthy. I’m not an evil criminal, but I’ve had enough of this war between Russia and Ukraine. There is only one way to end it. We must stop Putin. I’m planning on kidnapping him. However, I cannot do that alone. Therefore I need you. I’m looking for an independent, strong and beautiful woman. You will distract Putin but you also need to be able to fight if something happens. Is this you and do you also want to put an end to this war? Let me know. I know that this is not going to be easy. But we all know ‘Teamwork makes the dreamwork’! Greetings Jameson

 Defeat the crime I’m Nick Jason and I need a partner for a murder. The guy that I must kill is the boss of the mafia, an anonyme person gives me 1B dollars for killing him. But he has bodyguards. I need a strong guy that can use guns when he must use it, he must have tattoos for infiltrating the mafia, because without tattoos it is very difficult to join the mafia. I’m an American with black, short hair and black eyes, I like killing, use guns and I like cats. My plan is to enter the mafia with my partner, my partner prepares the escape and I kill the boss. After the murder, I will take the exit with my partner and we will run to our car. With the car we go to our base and I give a part of the money to my partner. After the mission, no one of us must send a message to the other for the rest of our lifes for security.

  Want to kill some people? I’m Aurora Dumont and I’m looking for a partner in crime. I’m a tall, athletic person who has a butterfly tattoo on her wrist. Being curious is a bad quality of mine. I am adventurous and hardworking, that’s why I want to go to a store and kill all the people there and take the money. You can have a part of the money , if you do your job. I need a tall man who is also athletic in case we have to run away. You need to be respectful to me because otherwise this will not work.   We will both go inside the store but you stay by the door with a gun. When we leave I take the money and you get the car. We do this on Friday at 6 p.m., in the store at the station. We will meet 20 minutes before 6, wear black clothes and cover your face. You don’t touch anything, we don’t wanne leave fingerprints behind. If you want to do this contact me and don’t be late on Friday!

The perfect murder Hello, my name is Kimberly Klarck. My ex-husband used to hurt me a lot. That’s why I want to kill him, but not just go to him with a gun and done. I want to commit the perfect murder. Nobody is going to know it was me. Or you and me. I need a partner, because if I forget something, it’s a catastrophe. So, I need someone to help me. Someone who remembers everything. Every little detail. I thought I did, but I can’t take the risk to forget something. I also want someone who is patient, because it’s going to take a long time. We have to observe my ex-husband to know when we can kill him. Then, we have to make a plan. Nothing can be left behind. Not even a hair, of course. Except for the body. It’s more shocking for one of his lovers, who will find it. I like that. If you like that too, let me know, and maybe you become my partner in crime!

  I am Juan El Salvador and I am trying to get over the American border to reach the land of freedom. I do like it here in Mexico. I love our food especially the taco’s and chimichangas but I am currently in a dire need of assistance. I had a gang full of strong men and women but the women got pregnant. So the power of our gang fell off and my men got killed. I still have a group of men with me and a ton of money but I am getting hunted by a rival gang who took over the city. I could get the city back but I realized something: I am getting tired from all this, I am tired of all this killing. So I have decided to follow my one and only true passion: dancing. To pursue this goal I need to get out of Mexico because I have to many enemies. So where better to go than the land of freedom: America. There is one singular problem for me. I am a wanted criminal in Mexico. I need someone who is a big black man and who has a smart plan to get me over the border with a new identity. ...

  Children If you also hate children. You have to see my text! We can work with each other and catch every child we see. My name is Florian Vloorens, I’m jealous of the children who is doing great. The things that I didn’t get, they also may not get. So I will catch the rich children, then I will sell them to a poor family. If no one want them, I will sell their organs. But I cannot do it myself. I need someone that can help me. He must be high and strong, it’s better if he also hate or is jealous of the children. My plan is catching kids, when they go to school alone. I drive a car and you sit in the back seat. You must catch the child, if I open the door and let you go out. Then you bring the child back in the car and we drive away. If my plan is going as I think. We will not get caught by the police and we can deal the money that we got from selling the child.