Madagascar go boom

 

Madagascar go boom

Hello, I am Rico from Madagascar. I am weird, stupid and I love explosives. I am tall, built like a pinguin and of course handsome. I am looking for a partner to do some illegal activities with. I want to blow up Fort Knox and steal all of the gold. If you help me, I will give  30%  the loot. But first we would have to do some preparations. We would have steal a big bomb like a nuclear bomb.

I am looking for specific things in my partner in crime. I am searching for someone who is as intelligent as a genius. I prefer a tall person but if you are short it doesn’t matter too much(but no midgets!). So the plan is: We blow up Fort Knox and steal all the gold. Unless you have a better plan but I doubt that. Anyone that is a fellow pinguin or from Madagascar is my friend. If you are interested in this heist or other heists to come, please contact me.

Comments

  1. Anonymous6 June 2024 at 00:40

    I'm Nick Jason and I'm interested in this crime, I think the plan is a bit too dangerous and we need to change that but with a little more money I can help you.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous6 June 2024 at 00:56

      hey Nick Jason, we can still alter the plan if you think it is to dangerous
      -Rico

      Delete
  2. Anonymous6 June 2024 at 00:57

    I hope you are having a wonderful day sir Rico.
    I noticed your plan and was blown away. I would say i qualify as I am quite smart, sadly I'm not the tallest. About the distrobution of the loot, how about we make it 60% for you, 40% for me. After all, it's not easy getting your hands on a bomb of such calliber these days. I may not be penguin but I sure would like to be one.
    Best of luck
    David Beckerson II

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous7 June 2024 at 01:41

      hey David, nice joke. That's fine for me. i look forward to us working together.
      -Rico

      Delete
  3. Anonymous6 June 2024 at 01:03

    Hey Rico, I think the plan needs a bit more improvement and with our combined intelligence we could easily make it better. If you need more bombs I know a person who could get it. And I would like to receive at least 35% of the money. I think we could make a amazing duo.
    -Juan El Salvador

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous7 June 2024 at 01:29

      That souds like a perfect plan Juan
      -Rico

      Delete
  4. Anonymous7 June 2024 at 01:32

    Hello Rico, It's me Kawalski Penguino a fellow penguin from Madagascar. I believe we have worked together before and I think we would be great working back together. I see that you need someone smart to get such a big bomb and I can help get that. before we work together though I would like to know how much gold there will be.
    ~Kawalski Penguino

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous7 June 2024 at 01:36

      hey Kawalski, according to my inel there will be 10 tons of gold that we can steal. I look forward to us working together. We pinguins deserve all the gold.
      -Rico

      Delete
  5. Anonymous7 June 2024 at 01:34

    Hey Rico. I wanted to contact you buddy, because I'm interested in the 30% of the loot. There's one problem, I'm very dumb so you won't be able to count on me for the plan but i would be able to give you protection. I would love to come help you! (Octavius the 4th)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous7 June 2024 at 01:37

      i would apreciate the protection Octavius.
      -Rico

      Delete
  6. Irob Yu7 June 2024 at 01:38

    Yo Rico
    I'm very intrigued, but I do have one question: why are you going to use a nuke you'll just evaporate the gold and also make it toxic and it will cause cancer.
    Please rethink your plan and maybe I'll reconsider.
    Pleasure to meat you.
    Irob Yu

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

America: the land of freedom

  I am Juan El Salvador and I am trying to get over the American border to reach the land of freedom. I do like it here in Mexico. I love our food especially the taco’s and chimichangas but I am currently in a dire need of assistance. I had a gang full of strong men and women but the women got pregnant. So the power of our gang fell off and my men got killed. I still have a group of men with me and a ton of money but I am getting hunted by a rival gang who took over the city. I could get the city back but I realized something: I am getting tired from all this, I am tired of all this killing. So I have decided to follow my one and only true passion: dancing. To pursue this goal I need to get out of Mexico because I have to many enemies. So where better to go than the land of freedom: America. There is one singular problem for me. I am a wanted criminal in Mexico. I need someone who is a big black man and who has a smart plan to get me over the border with a new identity. ...
Read more

Help a stranger who wants to make someone in danger

  Help a stranger who wants to make someone in danger   Hell, my name is Rafaëllo Verda.   I hope I can find a good partner who wants to help me in my situation. You can only reach out to me if you are a computer nerd, If you look innocent and if you are small because I want to stalk and blackmail my crush, Dengis. I am a big Russian man, so you need to do almost everything. My crush has also a tattoo of her on me that’s on my neck. I want to do this crime because I can’t live whitout her. When I saw her, I was directly in love. But now she is dating this other guy, Antonis and I can’t deal whit it. I am so jealous! So please help a stranger (me, Rafaëllo Verda) out to give me the love of my life back. Of course I will pay you but i don’t have a lot of money so I will also help whit this mission. Reach out to me if you want to help me and if you are like my descriptions. Bye Rafaëllo Verda  
Read more

Scamming in paradise Morocco

  Scamming in paradise Morocco     I’m Abdelalii Sunil, I love money, really love it, but don’t know how to earn it. That was until recently, I scammed someone by accident and earned €500! How I did it? Let me tell you, I needed some money because I’m unemployed. I texted my brother asking him for it, later I saw that it was sent to the wrong number. Before I could correct my mistake I had €500 in my bank account. And It felt amazing, I had never felt so fulfilled. Since then I stared scamming more and more, building out a scamming empire.      My life is great, I now live in a large villa with a swimming pool and an excellent view of the Moroccan countryside. Now that I live this fancy life it has been getting more difficult to earn enough money to maintain my new lifestyle. So, I’m looking for someone to help me out so I can expand my empire and retire in a couple of years.      I need someone who is a good English speaker, funn...
Read more