America: the land of freedom
I am Juan El Salvador and I am trying to get over the
American border to reach the land of freedom. I do like it here in Mexico. I
love our food especially the taco’s and chimichangas but I am currently in a
dire need of assistance. I had a gang full of strong men and women but the
women got pregnant. So the power of our gang fell off and my men got killed.
I still have a group of men with me and a ton of money
but I am getting hunted by a rival gang who took over the city. I could get the
city back but I realized something: I am getting tired from all this, I am
tired of all this killing. So I have decided to follow my one and only true
passion: dancing. To pursue this goal I need to get out of Mexico because I
have to many enemies. So where better to go than the land of freedom: America.
There is one singular problem for me. I am a wanted criminal in Mexico. I need
someone who is a big black man and who has a smart plan to get me over the
border with a new identity.
Hello Juan, I am willing to help. You don’t even have to pay me anything. But I don’t understand why you would wat to go to the USA. That’s your choice. Rico
ReplyDeleteHello Juan, I would love to help you get over the border and make your dancing dreams come true. It doesn't matter what I got to do to get you over to Amerika, the pay just has to be good and I don't want to help children.
ReplyDelete~Kawalski Penguino
Hey Juan, i can help you if you give me some cash. I'm the perfect guy you're looking for. I'm black like the skies at night. But , there's one thing i will mention. That is that i will go by bike to save you. Is that all right? Because I'm so broke that i use a bike to travel around the world.
ReplyDeleteSee you soon! Octavius the 4th
It seems like we are a perfect match Octavius the 4th! It is no problem if we go by bike as long as we can make it to the United States. I can give you about 1 million dollars if that is enough for you.
Delete-Juan El Salvador
Hey Juan
ReplyDeleteYou know you sound like a though guy, and I like that.
So I have a trade offer: I'll smuggle you to America and you become my loyal minion for eternity.
What do you think?
Text me back.
kisses!
Irob Yu